𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗘 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗦 𝗠𝗢𝗛𝗔𝗕𝗕𝗔𝗧 𝗞𝗔 𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗟𝗔𝗕

NATURE & US: MOHABBAT KA MATLAB*  

*Tera Ex Toxic Tha. Nature Toxic Nahi Hoti.*  

*Tu status lagata hai – "Loyalty matters"*  

*Nature 4.5 billion saal se loyal hai. Ek din bhi break nahi liya.*  

*Tu "green flag" dhoondta hai. Nature poori ki poori hara jhanda hai.*  

*Rishta nibhana Nature se seekh Ustaad.*  

*1. EX VS NATURE – KAUN SACHA PYAR KARTA HAI*

**Tera Ex** **Nature Maa** **Faisla Tu Kar**

**Seen karke reply nahi** 21,600 saans roz bina mange Kaun deta hai bina matlab?

**Mood swing** Mausam badle par saath na chhode Kaun stable hai?

**Gift ke badle pyar** Free mein dhoop, chhaaya, baarish Kaun selfless hai?

**Block kar diya** Tu pedh kaate, phir bhi kal oxygen degi Kaun maaf karta hai?

**"Move on" bol diya** 52°C mein bhi tujhe zinda rakhti hai Kaun rukta hai?

*Score: Nature 5 – 0 Ex*  

*Toh sachhi mohabbat kis se karni hai?*  

*2. RELATIONSHIP KE 3 RULE – NATURE SE SEEKH*  

*Rule 1: Give & Take – Par Nature Sirf Deti Hai*  

*Tu girlfriend ko rose deta hai – 1 din mein murjha gaya.*  

*Nature tujhe poora gulaab ka pedh deti hai – roz naya phool.*  

*Seekh: Lena band kar, dena shuru kar. Pedh laga.*  

*Rule 2: No Ghosting – Nature Kabhi Gayab Nahi Hoti*  

*Dost 2 din online na aaye toh tu "unfollow" kar deta hai.*  

*Baarish 2 saal na aaye, phir bhi tu umeed rakhta hai.*  

*Seekh: Nature tujhe chhodti nahi. Tu Nature ko kyun chhod raha?*  

*Rule 3: Long Distance Nahi Chalta – Paas Rehna Padta Hai*  

*LDR mein pyar kamzor pad jaata hai.*  

*Tu AC room mein baitha, Nature bahar tadap rahi.*  

*Seekh: Mitti ko chhoo. Pedh ko gale laga. Distance khatam kar.*  

*3. TOOTA DIL VS TOOTA ECO-SYSTEM*  

*Break-up hua. 2 din roya. 3rd day gym join kiya. Move on.*  

*Climate break-up hua. Glacier toota. Wapas nahi judta.*  

*Nadi sookhi. "Sorry" bolne se nahi bharti.*  

*Jungle kata. "Aage se nahi karunga" se nahi ugta.*  

*Dil ka doctor hai. Dharti ka doctor tu hai.*  

*4. VALENTINE WEEK KA NAYA PLAN – NATURE WALA PYAR*  

*Rose Day:* Gulab mat kharid. Gulaab ka pedh laga. 100 saal chalta hai.  

*Propose Day:* Phone pe nahi, pedh ke neeche propose kar – Nature gawah banegi.  

*Chocolate Day:* Chocolate ke saath 1 beej bhi de. Meetha + Zimmedari.  

*Hug Day:* Ex ko nahi, bargad ko hug kar. 20 logo ki oxygen ka hug milega.  

*Valentine Day:* Nature se vaada kar – "Main tujhe cheat nahi karunga. Polythene nahi launga."  

*Ye wala pyar kabhi dhokha nahi dega.*  

*5. AKHRI BAAT – SACHA PYAR NIBHANA HAI*  

*"Nature & Us" ka matlab hai – Forever wala scene.*  

*Shaadi ke 7 phere hote hain.*  

*Nature se roz 21,600 phere le raha hai – har saans ek phera.*  

*Aaj se tay kar Ustaad:*  

*1. Main Nature ko kabhi dhokha nahi dunga.*  

*2. Main Green Flag banunga – kachra nahi fekunga.*  

*3. Main breakup nahi karunga – pedh se, nadi se, mitti se.*  

*Kyunki Ex chali gayi toh nayi aa jayegi.*  

*Oxygen chali gayi toh...?*  

*MOHABBAT KARNI HAI TOH NATURE SE KAR.*  

*WO KABHI LEFT PE SWIPE NAHI KARTI.*  

*#NatureAndUs #GreenFlagOnly #MainNatureGuardian* 🌍💚❤️